Dear Santa, (mommy and daddy)   

We are getting really overwhelmed excited for the season. We are totally [not] ready for anything!

  This year we have been especially good and we could use a new 4-door car for Christmas, well, actually for driving around, but you know what I mean. If you are thinking you can’t fit that in the chimney, don’t worry, we don’t have one. So just leave it outside with a big bow like on that ad on TV. Thanks.