So I went to the doctor today. I told him it hurts my broken hand when I carry in the groceries.
He said, “Don’t do that.”
Took 3 meaningless x-rays on my hand and the one angle *I* asked for. We only looked only at that _one_. Saw a bright white area of where we guess it healed last time. Saw no black cracks. Send the pics on to the Radiologist for follow-through observation or for him to look at.
Told my doctor my back was getting really annoying and somewhat painful. Clicks, cracks and pops a lot and I wanted an adjustment or a reset or a new one or something. Told him I keep getting visions in my head of some one folding me like a taco and that this would feel very pleasant to me somehow. He said he could send me to a chiropractor, but he didn’t know how much the HMO covers.
Took 4 x-rays of my back, well of my chest actually, but I guess it goes through. Dr. just said the x-rays all look fine. He told me I have something common probably caused by my desk job. [I believe him on that because after my last review I have been sitting at my desk all the time and not going out to help anyone.] Then he basically prescribed me “aggressive routine of stretching from knees to neck” / yoga and left me wondering why the hell I went there in the first place. Oh yeah, cuz my wife keeps telling me to go because I keep complaining about my hand and back. 
